Comments on: Ninjas: Sissy Pirates

By: Todd "Jazzhands" Palmer

Todd "Jazzhands" Palmer — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:51:34 +0000

I think everyone loves pirates more than ninjas because we all want to be lazy and drink. Ninjas are very disciplined, hard-working, forward-thinking individuals and no one is interested in actually being productive, myself included. If I had to choose between sitting in my house drinking rum while cursing at my friends and something productive like, oh, I don't know, building a fence, I think it's clearly obvious my abode would not have an established perimeter. Ninjas are just too to the point. Oh, you're a ninja, you're going to kill me. Neat. Pirates on the other hand can throw you for a loop at every turn. One minute they can "ARRRGGHHHH" you for the millionth time like always, but the next they could throw a barrel of bananas at you for no reason whatsoever. And THAT is just good ol' fun. Let's not even get into how much more fun it is thinking about sailing the Caribbean Sea with no other goal than Tom Foolery.

By: Samuel Blitch

Samuel Blitch — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:52:57 +0000

OH GOOD!
I was getting worried there.
And of course Pirates are better, their decline in the past years is directly related to the increase of global warming and hurricanes and nanobots.

By: B.McDole

B.McDole — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:12:13 +0000

Assassinate is in the deck, I just have it alphabetized by lands then creatures then non-creatures. On a side note, I concur completely, pirates FTW.

By: Samuel Blitch

Samuel Blitch — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:03:28 +0000

I wouldn’t even have to test the decks. Pirates would win because pirates are AWESOME and travel the world to give candy to all the boys and girls, spreading word of Pastafarianism. Ninjas just jump around on rooftops and get killed when trying to assassinate Richard Stallman. (I felt that Assassinate was one of the auto-includes in this deck, I’m surprised it didn’t make the cut actually.)